Grotlight

Grotlight (n) The attention given to celebrities in drunken or compromising situations.

cracophany

Cracophony - long, loud, multi toned, multi pitched fart (s)

Blimpet

Blimpet. (N) The fat chick that after an alcohol fuelled mistake just wont let go.

crapsicum

crapsicum (n)- A poo that is hard on the outside and filled with lava and seeds.

pantiry

Pantiry (n) a place/cupboard for storing underwear.

sdrive

sdrive (v) underpowered overtaking- eg "My car's so gutless, i really had to sdrive to get past that bicycle up the hill"